Wow, look at all these presents!
Warm and snuggly in my new blankie.
Cool trucks Mom.
I've almost got it!
Mom, I wanna open my presents now!MMMMMM......Yummy fruity Cheerios.

Can you read my shirt?
It says I do all my own stunts.
Let me show you my newest stunt.

You can't see me. I'm pretending to be a pot in the cabinet.